"Oh how I wish that I knew someone who shared the same interests as I do. Where are the history lovers, the polyglots, the politicians, the builders of Empire, the Latin scholars, the patriots, the intrepid travelers, the cultural connoisseurs? Where are my compatriots who can sit down and play a good game of Chess and who actually know what Napoleon Total War and Europa Universalis III are and who actually know that Bosnia is a country? How I beckon for a motley crew that I may yoik and sing Ukrainian folk songs with! Give me not, an Otaku or some sheep-minded gangrel! NEY! Bestow upon me, an honest cohort of companions, we few, we happy few, we band of brothers."
— Neil Thurman Clancy Pauling